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A cat was on his ninth life and killed a few mice before growing very weak and dying himself. The mice got up to Heaven first and when God asked them if there was anything they wanted to make Heaven perfect for the, they said, "You know, all our lives, the cat has been faster than us and we're tired of it. We want some super-powered roller-skates so we can out-wheel that cat and stay unharmed." So, God waves his hand and suddenly, the mice have on nice new roller-skates. A few hours later, the cat comes up to Heaven and God checks up on him. God asks the cat if there's anything he would like to make Heaven more perfect. To which, the cat replies, "Everything's fine for now and those meals on wheels were just great!"